Yesterday, my friend Brian and I talked about Lawman while it was airing. I figured that it's only fitting that I share that with you all now. I realize this probably reads idiodically but try to appreciate our enthusiasm for the subject matter. Enjoy! (For the original show review, please see immediately below.)
10:27pm Brian: martial arts
10:27pm John: did you just hear that
10:27pm Brian: yeah
10:27pm John: what city is this?
hahaha!
10:28pm Brian: somewhere in louisiana
nice shades
10:28pm John: a zen method of breathing
10:28pm Brian: hahaha dont try to do anything
10:29pm John: haha yes! isnt he a deputy? why is he training people?
10:30pm Brian: haha, he's been a deputy for like 20 years
uhhhhhhhhhh
10:31pm John: the introduction is absolutely awesome
10:31pm Brian: yeah this is teriffic
10:32pm John: he's eventually going to shoot someone
10:33pm Brian: chase!
10:33pm John: "where the 95g?
10:33pm Brian: a 95 g!
10:34pm John: is that related to three g's?
10:35pm Brian: i hope so
10:35pm John: these cops must think they're the shit for hanging out with seagal
10:36pm Brian: yeah and theyre all idiots
10:36pm John: haha god almighty
10:37pm Brian: he's huge
10:37pm John: you're not gonna shoot me, seagal. you aint got the gojis!
10:37pm Brian: they should all drink seagal energy drinks on this
10:37pm John: hahahah
10:38pm Brian: Steven Seagal Lawman, brought to you by Steven Seagal Energy Drink, brought to you by Steven Seagal Enterprises
10:38pm John: hahaha I had a flashback from above the law
10:39pm Brian: this these fat bozo cops are ever going to actually use these akido moves
10:39pm John: hahaha I know
10:39pm Brian: that was probably like some 20 minute fuck around thing for filler on the show
oh dear
10:40pm John: definitely I bet they do shit like that constantly
10:40pm Brian: brawl in parking lot
10:43pm John: "I know this place. Let's get out of this neighborhood. Gt now."
10:43pm Brian: Hold on guys, pull over here, i gotta get a 6pack of seltzer
10:44pm John: hahaha
10:45pm John: haha the guy is driving over the lawn
10:46pm Brian: hahahahahaha
10:47pm John: hahahaha
10:47pm Brian: hahahaha
10:48pm John: this guy is the man
10:49pm John: so do they work 24 hours a day?
10:49pm Brian: hahahah i think just like late night
10:51pm John: a&e apparently finds the biggest fuck ups in the world and puts them on tv
10:51pm Brian: hahahaso they did a series with swayze and now seagal
10:53pm John: every show is about drug addicts, people who hold on to everything, people who see ghosts, or feature washed up fat movie stars
10:54pm Brian: i like the back to back episodes
10:54pm John: oh yeah
haha a bottle of goldschlager
10:55pm Brian: hahahaa
10:55pm John: that was a senior quote, by the way
10:55pm Brian: what "can we get some badge numbers"
10:56pm John: "i know y'all tryin to do y'alls job but right now I dont think y'alls doin y'alls job"
10:56pm Brian: hahahaha
10:56pm John: and of course this guy has a 95 g as well
10:58pm John: yes
10:59pm John: if I lived in that area I'd probably move away pretty quickly knowing these retards are patrolling the streets
11:00pm Brian: uhhh yeah headed by the guy from "Submerged"
11:00pm John: hahaok...wow uhh.that was silly1
11:01pm Brian: yeah, that was good though
11:01pm John: sorry that was absurd, Im out
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